I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!

[Subori]

Look... its a bird... its a plane... no, its Super- -no, wait... its a bird. As he flew over the desert, his destination in sight, Bakatū bobbed his feathered head to a remix of Flight of the Valkyries (this version: LINK), as if it were his own theme music. "BRAAKITA-BRAAK-BRAAK, BRAAKITA-BRAAK-BRAAK, BRAAKITA-BRAAK-BRAAK..!" The terrible noise emitted from the bird, a dreadful warning to the Kazekage of Hidden Sand as Bakatū soared over every structures in its way, making a beeline for a window of the administration building as it sang along. No doubt below children would be crying, men and women clenching their hands over their ears, people running for cover or trying to drown out the dreadful noise with something... anything... Bakatū had this sort of affect on people.

[Yagami Iori]

WORD FROM AFAR Total chaos ensued outside of the Kazekage's office as a horrid noise pierced the eardrums of a good majority of the citizens of Sunagakure. Pipe in hand, Matamune diligently smoked his pipe as he looked out onto his village with his new headphones in his ears as he listened to some of the village's local musician. It was some category of music that the kids created called Rappu. The language was quite foul at times, but it seemed to appease the catkage's tastes with its' fast paced beats and tempos. "Matamune-dono!" yelled Kaoru, barging into the Kazekage's office abruptly. Nodding his head to the music, Matamune didn't pay much attention to the arrival of his assistant as the sign on his door clearly said: 'DO NOT DISTURB. I AM LISTENING TO RAPPU.' As Kaoru interrupted him by snatching his headphones off of his head, he glared at her. It became clear to him in this very moment that his help had to be replaced due to their incompetence and inability to read signs that clearly told them that he was busy. "What is it?" he sighed, gripping his pipe by its' shaft as he held it in his closed paw, which pressed against the side of his head as he sat on the edge of his desk while he contemplated whether he should fire Kaoru or not. "Spit it out." "Sorry to interrupt you, Kazekage-dono but there's this...bird-like creature flying around the village causing a nuisance." Walking over to Matamune's wine cabinet, Kaoru tilted the bottle up to her head. "Handle it, please?! Make it stop ringing inside my head." Jumping down from his desk, Matamune lunged across the room effortlessly before making his way to the front desk of the administration building. Flying around with a white piece of parchment clutched in its' talon was a blue and yellow bird singing, horridly. "I hate birds." Matamune admitted aloud, jumping onto the receptionist's desk and ricocheting of the wall with his pipe extended into the air. A pristine, lime blade of chakra sliced through the air and decapitated the bird mid-note. It's headless body flapped its' ugly wings once more before the lifeless body fell to the floor limp. Walking over and retrieving the note that the bird was carrying, Matamune unraveled the parchment and read the message it contained. "The singing...it stopped!" one of the receptionist began to cry tears of joy. "All of you are fired..." Matamune declared with a yawn, pointing to the mess and dead body. "Clean this shit up, and then get out. You're disturbing me. Oh... also send a letter to the Lady of Kusagakure and inform her that I killed her bird, and also include that a meeting with her would be nice."

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